The thing I hate most about coming out of anesthesia is that every movement I make is multiplied 200 times.
When I woke up from my surgery on Friday morning my head was to the side. I’m not sure which side I started on, but it doesn’t really matter. I tried to look up at the ceiling, and suddenly my other cheek is slapping the pillow. So I tried to go back. 2 seconds later I’m completely wigging out, swinging my head back and forth. I tried to get my arms up to stop the madness, but that didn’t help, because they went crazy, too. A few seconds later my legs joined in. That hurt. It also made me stop moving.
I still wanted to look up though, because I heard a friend’s voice in the room. So I turned juuuuust a little…I thought. But it was only a second before the whole show started again. I finally convinced myself, with the aid of my now reconstructed ACL, that it wasn’t worth it. I just laid still. Luckily enough, I stopped facing my friend.
Then the nurse started asking questions from the other side. I answered the wall…
Alison
I hope you’re feeling better with each passing day… even just a little?
Charles
It’s getting better. I just like chronicling the misery…
Alison
And you’re allowed- it’s your blog! My husband hated the whole anesthesia thing also. I happen to be the world’s best sleeper, so I just took advantage of another opportunity!
Alison
Re: your tweet, “Take It Easy”
I had to use a WALKER! and one of those airborne, handicapper toilet seats for the first 2 weeks!!!
Now you know why I was motivated to move and groove, baby!
I know I live in Florida a.k.a. God’s Waiting Room. And to top that, I live in Englewood a.k.a. Wrinklewood, by the High School crowd.
But I’m Not One Of THOSE Old Folks Yet!!!