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In other news it has come to my attention that Fox News personality and former magazine editor Greg Guttfeld is seriously planning on building a gay bar next door to the “Ground Zero Mosque” that will cater to both Western and Muslim homosexuals. This strikes me as the perfect non-governmental response to this issue. I have, on a few occasions gone to gay bars with some of my better dressed friends (where I stuck out like … well, like a straight guy at a gay bar) and so if I ever find myself in NYC I will have to stop in for a drink or two. No doubt Bill Schlutz will practically LIVE there.

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